Slept Like a HQ-9 | 180 GSM Black Cotton T-Shirt

Because even missiles need a nap.

Crafted for those whose sleep is as deep as China's most advanced surface-to-air missile system, this 180 GSM premium cotton tee doesn’t just flex comfort — it declares it. Jet black like a covert op and smoother than classified intel, it’s perfect for anyone whose mornings hit slower than foreign drones in contested airspace.

Slip it on, shut down the radar, and let the world know you don’t do light sleep — you sleep dead.

Specs:

100% Combed Cotton

180 GSM of pure sleep armor.

Soft, breathable, and ready for high-alert snoozing

Screen-printed quote: “Slept like an HQ-9” – for elite sleepers only